Why Is This Website Name So Long?
Great question! In a world of short, punchy website names, we decided to go the other way. Way the other way. Like, uncomfortably far.
It's memorable. You'll never forget ThisIsALongWebsiteName.fyi. It's burned into your brain now. Sorry about that.
It's honest. We're not hiding behind clever branding. This IS a long website name. Truth in advertising! Unlike those "quick" recipes that take 3 hours.
Size matters. At least that's what we keep telling ourselves. And our therapist agrees it's a healthy coping mechanism.
It's fun. Life's too short for boring website names. Even if this one isn't short. Kind of like a dad joke - unnecessarily long and mildly uncomfortable.
By The Numbers (Because We're Overachievers)
*All statistics are 100% made up, just like your girlfriend from Canada
Frequently Asked Questions
Can You Type It?
Think you can type our domain name fast? Prove it.
🔥 Live Stats
Real-time metrics. Totally real. Trust us.
*Stats are approximately 73% fabricated. The other 27% is also fabricated.
How Does Your Domain Compare?
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Visual Length Comparison
What People Are Saying
Career Lessons from a Long Domain
What a 28-character domain taught me about commitment, perseverance, and questionable life choices
Commitment is Everything
In business, you need to commit fully - even when everyone tells you it's too long. Our domain proves that going all the way (28 characters worth) builds character.
Stand Out or Fade Out
Every business book says "differentiate yourself." We took it literally. Nobody forgets a 28-character domain. Memorable? Check. Practical? TBD.
Perseverance Pays Off
Typing 28 characters builds finger strength and mental fortitude. It's basically CrossFit for your keyboard. Our employees have never been more resilient.
Innovation Requires Risk
They said "keep it short." We said "make it unforgettable." Sometimes disruption means ignoring best practices and doubling down on bad ideas.
Build Systems, Not Band-Aids
We didn't just buy a long domain - we built an entire infrastructure of regret around it. Therapy sessions, support groups, the works. That's scalability.
Authenticity Matters
We named our domain exactly what it is: ThisIsALongWebsiteName. No pretense. No fluff. Just honest branding and crushing student debt from therapy bills.
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Corporate Updates
Because every startup needs a good origin story (and ours is terrible)
Quarterly Earnings Report
Revenue: $0.00
Expenses: -$12.99 (domain renewal)
Profit/Loss: -$12.99
Investors remain cautiously pessimistic.
Investor Meeting Minutes
Investor: "We need you to pivot."
Us: "Great idea! We'll add more characters."
Investor: "That's not what pivot means."
Us: "ThisIsAVeryLongWebsiteName.fyi available?"
Meeting adjourned. Funding withdrawn.
HR Announcement
Position Available: Chief Character Officer
Requirements:
- Must be able to type 28 characters without crying
- 10+ years experience with poor decisions
- Strong relationship with therapist (references required)
- Comfortable with public humiliation
Salary: $0 + unlimited regret
Company Milestones
- ✅ Month 1: Registered domain, immediately regretted it
- ✅ Month 2: Built website, forgot domain name halfway through
- ✅ Month 3: First user visited, filed complaint
- ✅ Month 6: Autocorrect gave up entirely
- ✅ Month 12: Domain renewal reminder triggered existential crisis
- ⏳ Year 2: Still explaining it to people
Growth Strategy 2025
- Acquire even longer domain names
- Launch ThisIsAnEvenLongerWebsiteName.fyi
- Diversify into unnecessarily long email addresses
- IPO when someone cares (projected: never)
- Expand therapy budget by 300%
Every Character Counts
Hover over each character for expert commentary.
QR Code Generator
Because typing 28 characters is so 2024.
"You scanned a QR code for a 28-character domain. You could have just bookmarked it."
Time You'll Never Get Back
Let's calculate how much of your life you've wasted here.
You've been on this page for 0 seconds.
That's 0% longer than the average visitor.
(Everyone leaves immediately)
Science Says We're Wrong
Domain Length vs. User Satisfaction
"The data is clear: shorter is better. We choose to ignore it."
Get In Touch (We're Desperate for Validation)
Want to tell us how much you love (or hate) our long website name? Our therapist says we need external validation.
(Yes, that email address is also unnecessarily long. We're committed to the bit.)
Warning: Email may take up to 47 business days to arrive due to excessive character count.